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Proverbs


Proverb:
I think this is Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
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Proverb Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense I think this is...
10 seconds labelling a sample saves 30 minutes identifying it later.462128 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Just because you found it in literature doesn't mean it's correct3687810 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Knowing the chemistry of a reaction before running it once is better than running it ten times without knowing anything.3646710 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
The more you learn, the dumber you feel29911239 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Troubles overcome are good to tell2617515 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
A day in the library can save a week in the hospital23111332 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
A gram in hand is worth two in the flask2386143 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
the more you get,the more you want2219228 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
One chemist's side product/decomp is another chemists target.21714626 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
garbage in, garbage out2188428 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Cleanliness is next to success23111546 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Rearrangements happen.18212915 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
An hour a week on basics can yield advanced ideas1736012 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
The yield of a final product is always less than expected.1741913 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Let it sit, and it goes to sh*&.17813842 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Education is the path from cocky arrogance to miserable insecurity1496231 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
The more you try the luckier you get.16010554 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
too much analysis leads to paralysis14310845 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
If it is highly colored, you will spill it on yourself.1558861 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Fusion of knowledge and creativity leads invention973212 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
You only have two hands, and days only have 24 hours882214 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
If you don't get what you like, try to like what you get.1259663 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Oxidants happen977037 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
The flask only falls when you are not there to catch it.1298170 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
hot glassware looks the same as cold glassware6335 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
twenty (mgs) is plenty1147359 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
It's not the cage that sings, it's the bird inside.9410042 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Theory and practice are the same, in theory, but rarely in practice6149 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
The work isn't done until the pigs are fed, watered and ready to fly!1165667 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
The purple fraction is NOT your product.1004252 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Change or you will be changed9611149 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
A week in the lab can save you a day in the library.1365791 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Love your chemistry, chemistry will love you!1375393 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Know safety, no pain. No saftey, know pain.4532 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
The worse it smells, the greater chance that it will bump.1038564 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
tidy lab, lazy chemist491011 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
the more you give the more you get918253 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
How to get good crystals: forget about it.4064 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
The early-bird catches the worm... But the second mouse gets the cheese!614726 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Today is the tomorrow of yesterday.45910 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Watch your neighbour.39109 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
The Devil is in the details.3141 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Know safety, no pain. No saftey, know pain.3436 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Today is the tomorrow of yesterday.34411 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
The Devil in in the details.1953 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
If you're not part of the solution, then you're part of the precipitate23611 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Don't lick the spoon.1525 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
BOC-Pipirazines WILL foam!287220 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Chemists who take the weekend off are at least as efficient as those who don't.831 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
The solution to pollution is dilution962 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
oooh you touched my tra-la-la...mmmmm my ding ding dong30227 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Knowledge and skills that take time and effort to acquire are rare and attract higher salaries220 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Clean fumehood, Lazy chemist110 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Carrying out a chemical reaction is not cooking food110 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Columns are your greatest friend and greatest enemy simultaneously.110 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Chemistry rule the world110 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Five times twenty makes QUANTITATIVE515 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Never use the "whaft" test to taste something.727 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
1: The moon is made of green cheese. 2: Statements one and two are both false.024 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
The best ideas come from drunkenly mixing things while listening to "oops I did it again"6510 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Tomorrow's reaction was yesterday's product.6212 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
CHEMISTRY RELATED7722 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Goes brown, no good9727 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Buzzed chemistry is the best chemistry281760 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
NONSENCE5438 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
chemist171159 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
chemistry is all about 99%25LUCK 1%25 theory505397 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
The bigger the coffee cup, the better the chemist.7858164 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
white is right4160136 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
When in doubt, throw it out.4658230 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Gloves are for wimps4614330 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
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