The Tour of Collective Wisdom presents:
Proverbs


Proverb:
I think this is Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Verification:
Proverb Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense I think this is...
10 seconds labelling a sample saves 30 minutes identifying it later.457118 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Just because you found it in literature doesn't mean it's correct3647710 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Knowing the chemistry of a reaction before running it once is better than running it ten times without knowing anything.3606710 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
The more you learn, the dumber you feel29811138 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Troubles overcome are good to tell2617414 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
A day in the library can save a week in the hospital22911331 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
A gram in hand is worth two in the flask2366143 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
the more you get,the more you want2209128 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
garbage in, garbage out2178326 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
One chemist's side product/decomp is another chemists target.21414525 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Cleanliness is next to success23011445 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Rearrangements happen.18212815 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
An hour a week on basics can yield advanced ideas1706012 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
The yield of a final product is always less than expected.1701913 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Let it sit, and it goes to sh*&.17713741 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Education is the path from cocky arrogance to miserable insecurity1496130 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
The more you try the luckier you get.15810553 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
too much analysis leads to paralysis14210843 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
If it is highly colored, you will spill it on yourself.1558660 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Fusion of knowledge and creativity leads invention943112 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
You only have two hands, and days only have 24 hours872212 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Oxidants happen976935 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
If you don't get what you like, try to like what you get.1229562 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
The flask only falls when you are not there to catch it.1287969 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
twenty (mgs) is plenty1137257 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
hot glassware looks the same as cold glassware6135 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
It's not the cage that sings, it's the bird inside.949941 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Theory and practice are the same, in theory, but rarely in practice5948 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
The work isn't done until the pigs are fed, watered and ready to fly!1165566 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Change or you will be changed9611048 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
The purple fraction is NOT your product.994151 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
A week in the lab can save you a day in the library.1335689 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Love your chemistry, chemistry will love you!1335392 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Know safety, no pain. No saftey, know pain.4332 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
The worse it smells, the greater chance that it will bump.1038563 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
tidy lab, lazy chemist48911 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
the more you give the more you get908153 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
How to get good crystals: forget about it.4044 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
The early-bird catches the worm... But the second mouse gets the cheese!614626 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Today is the tomorrow of yesterday.4399 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Watch your neighbour.3999 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
The Devil is in the details.3131 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Know safety, no pain. No saftey, know pain.3336 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Today is the tomorrow of yesterday.33410 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
The Devil in in the details.1943 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
If you're not part of the solution, then you're part of the precipitate22511 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Don't lick the spoon.1425 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
BOC-Pipirazines WILL foam!287120 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Chemists who take the weekend off are at least as efficient as those who don't.821 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
oooh you touched my tra-la-la...mmmmm my ding ding dong30225 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
The solution to pollution is dilution742 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Clean fumehood, Lazy chemist100 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Five times twenty makes QUANTITATIVE505 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Never use the "whaft" test to taste something.717 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
1: The moon is made of green cheese. 2: Statements one and two are both false.023 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
The best ideas come from drunkenly mixing things while listening to "oops I did it again"6410 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Tomorrow's reaction was yesterday's product.6112 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
CHEMISTRY RELATED7622 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Goes brown, no good9725 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Buzzed chemistry is the best chemistry281759 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
NONSENCE5437 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
chemist171059 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
chemistry is all about 99%25LUCK 1%25 theory505195 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
The bigger the coffee cup, the better the chemist.7858162 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
white is right4060133 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
When in doubt, throw it out.4658226 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
Gloves are for wimps4613323 Absolutely true Something to think about Nonsense
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